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do you see this
So i bought these because im like “OH MY GOD CAKE IN DARK CHOCOLATE WHAT CAN BE BETTER” From the very start I questioned the weight of the little package, it was too heavy for a cake, but I gave them the benefit of doubt. BUT THEN. THEN I took a bite. WHAT GREETED ME WAS NOT THE MOIST DELICIOUSNESS I HAD ANTICIPATED BUT THE WORST THING I COULD’VE IMAGINED: A CHEWY SALTY CARAMEL INSIDE. I HATE CARAMEL. I WANTED RED VELVET CAKE. THIS HORROR IS NOT WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR. HOW DARE YOU RUSSELL STOVER. HOW DARE YOU. YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN SUCH A DISAPPOINTMENT. I AM SO ANGRY. YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A MANUFACTURER OF CHOCOLATE LIES.
also may i add that is is probably a huge danger for customers with allergies

do you see this

So i bought these because im like “OH MY GOD CAKE IN DARK CHOCOLATE WHAT CAN BE BETTER” From the very start I questioned the weight of the little package, it was too heavy for a cake, but I gave them the benefit of doubt. BUT THEN. THEN I took a bite. WHAT GREETED ME WAS NOT THE MOIST DELICIOUSNESS I HAD ANTICIPATED BUT THE WORST THING I COULD’VE IMAGINED: A CHEWY SALTY CARAMEL INSIDE. I HATE CARAMEL. I WANTED RED VELVET CAKE. THIS HORROR IS NOT WHAT I SIGNED UP FOR. HOW DARE YOU RUSSELL STOVER. HOW DARE YOU. YOU HAVE NEVER BEEN SUCH A DISAPPOINTMENT. I AM SO ANGRY. YOU ARE NOTHING BUT A MANUFACTURER OF CHOCOLATE LIES.

also may i add that is is probably a huge danger for customers with allergies


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